...The Toyota Qualis.
For those of you who know me, you will know how much I hate the Toyota Innova. Simply because that car is the solution to a failed condom. Or two. Now, after eight long years I have to retract that statement; the Toyota Qualis is the worst car to ever grace the Indian roads.
Not only can it accommodate as many people as the Innova; it also has a spare tyre under the chassis. I mean, who in the name of the lord would put a tyre under the chassis. The engineering head was either sadistic, or was a rodent manifestation of a human being.
You might appreciate me for my keen sense of observation. I will digress and say that this observation was forced on me after I followed the damn thing for about 20 minutes while I was on my way through the cantonment. That car is so fat, yo momma stands no chance. Seriously. I had no chance to go past it.
Considering the nature of Indian roads, a flat tyre is quite common probability. What's more common is the spare collecting dust and grime, and a chance to quite literally taste mother earth as you undo the nuts of the tyre.
I understand that getting your hands dirty is necessary but that doesn't mean that you set the driver up for it. I hope all the political parties are listening; the next time you wanna protest, please find a spare Innova and I'll lose all my centrist inhibitions. Are you listening folks?
Till next time, Cheers!
For those of you who know me, you will know how much I hate the Toyota Innova. Simply because that car is the solution to a failed condom. Or two. Now, after eight long years I have to retract that statement; the Toyota Qualis is the worst car to ever grace the Indian roads.
Not only can it accommodate as many people as the Innova; it also has a spare tyre under the chassis. I mean, who in the name of the lord would put a tyre under the chassis. The engineering head was either sadistic, or was a rodent manifestation of a human being.
You might appreciate me for my keen sense of observation. I will digress and say that this observation was forced on me after I followed the damn thing for about 20 minutes while I was on my way through the cantonment. That car is so fat, yo momma stands no chance. Seriously. I had no chance to go past it.
Considering the nature of Indian roads, a flat tyre is quite common probability. What's more common is the spare collecting dust and grime, and a chance to quite literally taste mother earth as you undo the nuts of the tyre.
I understand that getting your hands dirty is necessary but that doesn't mean that you set the driver up for it. I hope all the political parties are listening; the next time you wanna protest, please find a spare Innova and I'll lose all my centrist inhibitions. Are you listening folks?
Till next time, Cheers!